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Gay marriages

Snatched from [info]helygen and cyad
For my American friends. The following can also extend to French and all my friends whose country hasn't yet legalized it. So, when you read "Americans" translate it to "Americans, French and all citizens from con-legalizing countries":

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your journal if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!


( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
Sep. 27th, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
hey, thanks so much for snagging. As you said, very good points and important fight.

Why the discontent mood?
Sep. 28th, 2009 01:18 pm (UTC)
Well the discontent mood was more meant to be "i'm discontent with the way things are concerning gay rights" than me being in a bad mood :)
Sep. 29th, 2009 11:48 pm (UTC)
Oh... In that case I'm very discontent, too. I'm glad it's not your mood, then. I was a bit worried.
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